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August 28 cold jokes 冷笑话有一坛酒埋在地下过了一千年,结果他变成了什么?----酒精.
有一只猪，它走啊走啊，走到了英国,结果他变成了什么?----Pig.
上课老师抽查背课文,小猪,小狗,小猫都举手了,老师会叫谁?－－小 狗，因为旺旺仙贝．
蝴蝶, 蚂蚁, 蜘蛛, 蜈蚣,他们一起工作,最后哪一个没有领到酬劳?－－蜈蚣，因为无功不受禄．
动物园里大象的鼻子最长,那第二长的是谁呢?－－小象．
哪种水果视力最差?－－芒果．
哪两种蔬菜有手机?－－萝卜青菜，各有索爱．
一只乌龟从一堆大便上走过，却只在上面留下3个脚印,为什么？－－有一只脚捏着鼻子呢．
人为什么要走去床上睡觉呢?－－床不会自己走过来．
原来其实是斯巴达800勇士，为什么到了电影里面变成300了？－－伍佰去唱歌了．
小强为什么能用一只手让车子停下来？－－打的．
如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,请问这辆车是谁的呢?－－如果的
金木水火土，谁的腿长？————火腿肠 August 27 Spring dream @.@ 春梦 嘞~~~~~ha!, wasnt gonna post this here, but it was really sweet in the dream and i wanna remember it.
it was with someone i work with, very good looking and attractive guy, holding hands, i put my head on his shoulder,near his chest, smelling him and feeling his temp
 . we were very passionable in ..t...o...i....l....e....t..........enjoyed it.........didnt wanna wake up.....keep thinking about him today.......well, i know its just a dream......leave .....me.....alone......我的头脑仍在发热， 还能feel到梦里的温存（抖。。。）已经下午4点了，been thinking about it for almost 6hours, think its time to stop...but how can i.....stop!!!stop it!!!!! i know i personally dont want it to stop.....haha!feel really sorry to taojiji, dont wanna tell him....but if you see this here, dont get angry, think! it was just a dream..... and dont ask me who that is.....think u know it already....but clearly nothing will happen between him and me...so...no worries babe.......
p.s, 明天要和他一起工作一整天。。。。。好害羞哦。。。。。。。可能会受不了他的眼神。。。。。。。p.s 又p.s，他的眼睛真的很深，很迷人。。陷进去了~~
another 2hours past, 看来我calm down了不少。。。。脑子冷却下来了。。。。对他的感觉：想到他的时候有点尴尬，又觉得梦里那个人真的是他吗？？？？奇怪奇怪
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